The Barron Blog

No, not barren, BARRON! As in Morgan Leigh Barron. As in the topic of this blog.
She is the only person who will ever have an entire blog dedicated to her, so everyone should be extremely jealous.


So her name is Morgan Leigh Barron, but you all probably know her as MoGo. She’s pretty much my best friend in the entire world and she dominates at all things in this thing we call ‘life.’ She is the only person I know who would put a live chick on her head. She is a pro raver, and always knows what I’m talking about when I say, “Who’s gonna sleep in the middle?!” We have a gay friend at Metropark in Atlanta who absolutely adores his little red jacket from the women’s section. She lacks a natural tan, but that means she would have been rich in the old days (so would I!). She can rock a spray tan better and more naturally than anyone I’ve ever met. She travels all over the country all the time, just like me. Oh wait, that’s because a lot of the time, she IS with me! She is the master of April Fools, so if she didn’t get you this year, watch your back next year! Sometimes she sneezes, resulting in her inhaling a magnetic nose ring and pulling it out of her mouth. Only half of it was removed, however. The back of it was never to be seen again. Also, don’t bother asking her where the Hampton Inn is, she’ll interrupt you before you even finish saying ‘Hampton’ so she can scream ‘NO!’ We have the ability to talk with our eyes, which really bugs a few people, one in particular. We love the following things: Magnolia Cupcakes, The Gramercy Park Hotel, polka dotted walls, hotel fitness centers, raves, and lots of other stuff. She was the original four-letter-nickname-er, and as far as I can remember, I was the second. Then came CoKo, PoGo, NoGo, YoGo, BoGo, DoGo, ToGo, and JoPo. Chances are, she’s a million times cooler than you’ll ever be, but she doesn’t add creepers on her Myspace. So don’t be a creeper and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to actually talk to her! I think that’s all I’m going to tell you about Morgan Leigh Barron, because if I tell you anything else, you’ll either know enough to stalk her, or you’ll try to become her bestest friend and I’ll never be able to speak to her again.

In Morgan’s honor:::
ROCK OFF, RAVE ON
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