But I had no ideas of what to write about since my life at the moment is rather boring.
So I asked Lisa for some help. She told me to write about frogs, then said it was fun to squish their bladders.
Which brings me to the subject of her always asking me if I've dissected the frog yet.
I don't plan on doing that anytime soon. She can do it for me if she has so much fun with it.
Then she said to write about ice cubes because they rock.
I said it would have been better if she said they were cool because it would have had a double meaning.
As I'm typing this, I realize it was much funnier when it was actually being said than when it's typed up for other people.
People rarely understand ToGoJo humor. LAME.
Anyways, Morgan is coming up here for Bamboozle =D I'm like a million times more excited now! Then in June we're going to L.A. which will be AMAZING!!! I think we should go see Kanye if that's the time that we're there. All I know for sure is, I'm forcing Barbie (not the doll, the actual person, haha) to come up to see us. Or we'll all go to Disneyland/California Adventure and be idiots and have a rave or something.
And now, stealing this idea from Garbo's blog (only it won't be nearly as rad and instead I'll just list some random facts about her), here's a little something all about LISA!!!!

As everyone knows, Lisa is Asian, but the workers at McDonald's sometimes like to remind her of that fact when giving her a Big Mac. She absolutely HATES hugs, so my word of advice is when you see her, give her the biggest and tightest hug you've ever given anyone in your life, even if you don't know her! When she takes off her glasses, she looks extra Asian. I always remind her of this by screaming, "YOU LOOK SO ASIAN!" We like to make random voice blogs, most of which are absolutely pointless. She can play the drums like it's her job which makes me jealous, and she can even play a little guitar which also makes me jealous. But most of the time, she likes to steal my guitar instead of using her own which she left at my house. She takes better pictures than anyone else on the planet, although at the Wallingford show, I must admit my skills were half as good as hers which made me proud. She has celebrity crushes on guys who are much too young for her, but for the sake of privacy and creeper issues, their names will be witheld. She runs Shine On-Media which is basically the only (yes, ONLY *coughcough*) site devoted to celebrities out there that is actually worth checking out. Zac Efron, Cody Linley, Monique Coleman, Aly & AJ, and oh yeah, THE JONAS BROTHERS, all know about the site. The Jonas Brothers in particular are probably the biggest fans of the site which is why she always gets the best interviews (one of which I asked the questions for - the one where Joe is drinking the water and tells the story in a southern accent). While I have a love for Elmo's, she has a love for the fact that her icon (of he who shall not be named) was watching my icon of Elmo dancing. She doesn't quite understand my obsession with 'Across the Universe' or for shiny things, but I'll forgive her for that. At this point, I think that's all I can really tell you without you knowing so much about her that you want to stalk her, but just let me remind you that she is Asian. Oh, she's also short. But chances are, she's way radder than you'll ever be. Meet her, hug her, love her, worship her. Just don't stalk her, that's creepy.
Also, vote for her in Popstar Magazine's award thingy. Shine On-Media is nominated for best official site. We all know you love myspace.com/jonasbrothers, but Shine On-Media is the shiz, so vote for that instead!!
Next blog will feature: Morgan Leigh Barron
Uhhh, that's all.
PEACE, LOVE, AND COCOAPUFFS
Or should I go all rave on you and say::
P.L.U.R.
-or-
ROCK OFF, RAVE ON!
<3
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6 comments:
hahahah niiiiice.
excellent writing skills about lisa.
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ELMO IS THE BEST!!! and so is "Across the Universe"!! and so is SO-M...i totally think that SO-M is better than myspace.com/jonasbrothers any day of the week!!!
i met y'all in galveston on jb's tour last summer and u and lisa were 2 of the most amazingly nice people ever! (here's the pic y'all let me take w/ ya...thanks!)
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h61/b_on_the_webb/jbandpartay026.jpg
YEAH YEAH VOTE VOTE! CAUSE i SAID SO and MEAGAN SAID SO!!! hahahahaha
and i enjoy you point out that i'm asian about 3894723847 times.
AND NO HUGS DANGIT!
Haha it made me laugh when you said "oh let me remind you she is asian" hahaha! Don't ask me why I laughed so hard at that.
Oh and me and barbie have lots of fun at Disneyland cuz last time we got stalked by the kid and we say rap songs with all the gehtooo people on the rollar coaster. Haha and prank calling you. But now that we will all be there together who knows what will happen!!! I can't wait [ :
Oh and my name is morgan aka mogo by the way
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meggers! you have now filled me in on everything i need to know about lisa! though i've never met her... so, if/when i do, i'll know what to do...
okay, that sounded REALLY creepy...
ahahaha
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